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| Miss W |
One day a newborn mouse was walking along when it spotted a cat. It had never seen the cat before and, being a friendly mouse, he decided to go and say hi. As mouse approached cat, cat started to crouch down and moke itself seem smaller. Mouse excitedly ran up and, making himself look as big and proud as he could, came up and yelled, "Hi!" Now cat, never having seen anything like this before, decided to find out about this weird mouse. Cat cautiously came up and examined mouse for anything wrong with him. He looked ok but cat couldn't take chances. After all this mouse could be nucular bomb or some kind of rabid thing that was sent by the MMM (malicious mouse mechanics) and that was out to get him. Cat said hi to mouse and slowly approached. He couldn't see any blinking red lights. He decided that mouse was safe and relaxed a little. Mouse was shocked to see cat not be able to say anything. He went up to cat. Cat examined him slowly. Little did cat know that this mouse was indeed send by MMM and was on a mission to put all the cats in the world into a long deep sleep so that mice could overrun the world. Mouse and Cat talked for awhile and after some time became friends. Mouse said goodbye and as he was starting to leave asked cat for a hug otherwise he wouldn't be able to get to sleep. Cat gladly accepted and bent down to give mouse a hug. Mouse, seizing the opportunity, went up for a hug. But instead of huging cat he sank his serum filled teeth down into cat's neck. Cats eyes went wide open and relized he had been tricked. Slowly cat sank to the ground immobilized, eyes wide, gasping for breath, than everything went dark... Mouse walked away feeling good about his success. He had to go back to MMM to get his teeth refilled. One down, he and his unit only had about 199,999,999 cats left to go. This might take awhile Mouse though as he walked away chuckling to himself. Oh well... eventually. Not long now.
